Scott (pale_azure_sky) wrote,

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The greatest moments of my day today

Phone rings and I answer
Me- Hello?
Telemarketer- Hello is Linda (insert bad pronunciation of my family’s last name) there?
Me- No
Telemarketer- Oh, well do you know a better time that we could reach her?
Me- How about never. **click**

At work with Jessica

Jessica: You know if the pilgrims killed a cat for thanksgiving dinner we would all be eating pussy!
Me: Well what if they killed a Roster? Could we say that we were going suck cock?
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